smilingslowly:

spookywhiteghost:

fuckinglesbian:

princessnausicaa:

my mom tried to teach our goats to pee in one certain spot by giving them treats when they’d pee in that spot

except that

they think that now whenever they pee they get a treat

so whenever they see my mom

they pee

 laughed for a solid five minutes

behaviorism gone wrong

Pavlov is laughing in his grave

"Who were you before they broke your heart"

My mother  (via lipstick-bullet)

I don’t remember

(via kitaab-e-dil)

"When adults say, “Teenagers think they are invincible” with that sly, stupid smile on their faces, they don’t know how right they are. We need never be hopeless, because we can never be irreparably broken. We think that we are invincible because we are. We cannot be born, and we cannot die. Like all energy, we can only change shapes and sizes and manifestations. They forget that when they get old. They get scared of losing and failing. But that part of us greater than the sum of our parts cannot begin and cannot end, and so it cannot fail."
— John Green; Looking For Alaska (via quifflecat)

carlasaal:

John Green’s Quotes 💙

ugustuswahters:

looking for alaska quotes

"That’s always seem ridiculous to me, that people want to be around someone because they’re pretty. It’s like picking your breakfast cereal based on color instead of taste."
— John Green (lfa)
"Sometimes skulls are thick. Sometimes hearts are vacant. Sometimes words don’t work."
— James Frey, A Million Little Pieces (via wordsnquotes)